I mean we haven't even had Halloween yet, but this BBC article lists the top 12 Christmas toys this year. I haven't read the article, I just laughed at the funny names of the toys. Here's what they sound like to me:
Fijit Friends - Original title: My First Epileptic
LeapPad Explorer - Steve Jobs' final act of revenge
Doggie Doo - ...
Monster High Lagoona's Hydration Station - A horror film
Fireman Sam Pontypandy Rescue Set - A fire
Kidizoom Twist - I don't know and I'm not sure I want to
Let's Rock Elmo - An Elmo toy that you shake until it shuts the fuck up
Milky the Bunny - Original title: My First Racist
Moshling Tree House - The sequel to Monster High Lagoona's Hydration Station
Ninjago Fire Temple - Original title: My Second Racist
Nerf Vortex Nitron Blaster - A toothbrush
Star Wars Ultimate Force Tech Lightsaber Assortment - What George Lucas calls his penis
This blog has definitely become where I put stuff that is too stupid for anywhere else... Anyway this one's name comes from one of the best songs ever, Just Another Story by Jamiroquai. I'll leave you with that 9 minute acid jazz masterpiece, enjoy!